smegmatheefactory:

pagliahater:

smegmatheefactory:

fave pics from hunter’s laptop

Girl where did he even learn to take these kinds of pics…. he MUST have had a secret tumblr back in the days

I think he’s still lurking around here…Hunter if you’re seeing this I’m down for anything you can pump ‘n dump or you can take me home to your parents to the white house, I love sucking on the glass pipe and footjobs as much as you do. I have recently started a new foot cream and its really working so my feet are way softer than Ukranian hookers you used to get footjobs from. I could make you so happy, I could really piss off your dad, I got not-so-subtle B cups and a long foreskin, I love assplay, I also have a complicated relationship wth my dad,,We could be very happy together, I really think we’re twin flames, please DM me, my DMs are always open for you <3

teaboot:

beowulf22121:

afloweroutofstone:

cryptotheism:

radiofreederry:

radiofreederry:

I love to make meth in the subway with what appear to be sugar packets

Person who never takes public transit seeing a classic “random shit strewn about the train car”: oh god. Oh god. Is this meth.

The Alchemist of the Subway

Green cap bottles are Zyrtec, OTC allergy medication. Pretty sure red cap bottle is Tylenol. What does the NY Post think meth is made out of

“chemicals”

Some of that is straight up loose dog food

tatzelwurming:

dogs be like mind if i emanate my stink at you while you eat your lunch

nicelytousled:

god gives his coolest girlfriends to his most loser reddit bros

dextroamphetaminefaggot:

dextroamphetaminefaggot:

i love it when there’s a leek in a shopping bag

possibly the best product you could have poking out of your bag, apart from maybe the timeless baguette , both of which round out the aesthetics of the bag & show that you are a true “MarketHead”

mousegirlheart:

LET’S FUCKING GOOOOOOO

retiredmahoushoujo:

carnival-phantasm:

sexhaver:

ampersandvich:

pileofknives:

“I bet it doesn’t hurt that bad, I don’t have time for this shit.”

“at least one”

now this is a gender binary i can get behind

Very generous of them to describe it as the “Thinking Period”

They correctly excluded the outlier Electroshocks Georg

segamascot:

ghoulsjw:

tumblr doesn’t need a tiktok clone what it needs is a dress up game

we should all have gaiaonline chibi avatars tbh

despazito:

despazito:

this is my Succession

Brian now’s not the time

onedizzle:

ALT

🙃

sosaysdean:

rip fr this time

draculagerard:

“op”?? sir, we are mutuals. call me by my first name…

nylarac:

girlblocker:

girlblocker:

what’s that old man going to do

what’s this other old man going to do

blowoutthecandleasshole:

huffylemon:

Here’s the rest it’s just as funny